One morning, a morning which begins much like every other in the town of Little Happening, a series of unusual events begins to unfold. Firstly, all of the town’s clocks stop. Then, the local paper reports that the old church, abandoned for many years, has finally been bought by a mysterious stranger. And finally, to top it all, the bizarre green-haired figure appears on Mammary Lane and starts to affect the women of the town in a most unexpected way.

 

The residents of Little Happening are coming to terms with a lot of changes to their humdrum lives when a neon sign suddenly appears above the door of the old church - a sign that reads ‘Molly Wobbly’s Tit Factory’.